a few weeks ago, i had a sub for my zumba class and she played “cover girl” and the thing about zumba is they like to try and embarrass you (IM ALREADY EMBARRASSED JUST BY BEING HERE) by making you, like, shake up on other people or whatever, but covergirl obviously, there was a voguing break, and i have to say, ladies! the library was open! you got read! but i basically have only ever watched party girl and paris is burning on an infinite loop my entire life, so i’m not BLAMING your voguing but the library WAS open, but then i was like ‘hey substitute teacher, excellent rupaul” and she was like, “what? who is rupaul?” and then i basically had a complete mental breakdown, and i mentioned it to the regular teacher when she was back and she was like “work! work it girl” and i was like PHEW okay finally.
anyway, does anyone want to watch this season of drag race with me? there are so many promising gifs.
