Jan 28 2012
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a few weeks ago, i had a sub for my zumba class and she played “cover girl” and the thing about zumba is they like to try and embarrass you (IM ALREADY EMBARRASSED JUST BY BEING HERE) by making you, like, shake up on other people or whatever, but covergirl obviously, there was a voguing break, and i have to say, ladies! the library was open! you got read! but i basically have only ever watched party girl and paris is burning on an infinite loop my entire life, so i’m not BLAMING your voguing but the library WAS open, but then i was like ‘hey substitute teacher, excellent rupaul” and she was like, “what? who is rupaul?” and then i basically had a complete mental breakdown, and i mentioned it to the regular teacher when she was back and she was like “work! work it girl” and i was like PHEW okay finally.
anyway, does anyone want to watch this season of drag race with me? there are so many promising gifs.
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I had to Google to see when and why I made this email address, and I was SO PLEASED with the results. Happy 2007, everyone.
Jan 27 2012
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my student loan mail automatically goes to spam (cool), and now they’re trying to trick me into LIKING MY STUDENT LOAN COMPANY (on facebook, they must not be so delusional to think that anyone actually LIKE likes them) with the promise of a free ipad that i can sell back to pay off my student loans? WHAT IS THIS?
also, you know what would be helpful information on my student loans? that your records burn down and i don’t have any anymore.
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MURK AVENUE: I FOUND ICE CUBES 'GOOD DAY'
CLUE 1:
“went to short dogs house,
they was watching Yo MTV
RAPS”
Yo MTV RAPS first aired:
Aug 6th 1988
CLUE 2:
Ice Cubes single “today was a good day” released on:
Feb 23 1993
CLUE 3:
”The Lakers beat the Super
Sonics”
Dates between Yo MTV Raps air date AUGUST 6 1988 and the release…
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“i didn’t spend 5 years getting shot at by the viet cong for you to take away my right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of novelty checks”-LO, caption by Pete Cartwright.
In the dramatic follow up to the Olive Garden Novelty Check-gate, he suggests all sister companies to OG be nuked.
Jan 24 2012
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And now for something completely different! -LO
Ever wish someone would sort through comments and only post the ones you wanted to read? YOURE WELCOME.
Jan 23 2012
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this is probably the most embarrassing thing i’ve said all day.
update: i don’t even hate being the craziest person on the internet. these are definitely last year’s puppies.
http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2012/01/23/its-almost-time-for-the-super-bowl-puppy-bowl
Jan 20 2012
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Thomas Lee Tingle continues to be one of mine and LO’s favorite Olive Garden posters. You can google “olive garden american flag” to get more backstory, but the short version is a kiwanis club met at olive garden, and the staff wouldn’t let them display their banner or an american flag as to not disturb other patrons partaking in their authentic italian experience. Olive Garden has since apologized, but I hope that Thomas Lee Tingle never lets this battle go.- KM
It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that Ting’.
