Apr 18 2014

i feel like no one ever really talked enough about how fucking fast the ergs played their songs near the end and how great that was of them. 

tag this under “six year old nj music news only tumblrelevant to tim burke.” 

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ourpresidents:

April 19, 1995, President Clinton jogging with former Boston Marathon winners at Hains Point in Washington, DC.
-from the Clinton Library 

never not reblog our nation’s first and only rock and roll president jogging. 

ourpresidents:

April 19, 1995, President Clinton jogging with former Boston Marathon winners at Hains Point in Washington, DC.

-from the Clinton Library 

never not reblog our nation’s first and only rock and roll president jogging. 

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Apr 17 2014
They just don’t get it. They aren’t for you. Walk away. You have worlds inside you—swirling, colorful, mournful, generous, soaring, hopeful, searing, heartbreaking worlds. You cannot offer just a tiny slice of you. You cannot hold back the flood. You want to share those worlds. You are way too big, too complicated, too glorious and infinitely sad and unspeakably divine. You have to share all of it. Find someone worthy of all of it. Find someone who wants ALL OF IT.

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curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

relevant to my interests. 

curious-wiccan:

Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox

relevant to my interests. 

(via mllechips)

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Apr 16 2014
liartownusa:

Blackfish & Friends

this is what i THOUGHT katiecookies was taking me to see, but then she really fucked up my life instead. 

liartownusa:

Blackfish & Friends

this is what i THOUGHT katiecookies was taking me to see, but then she really fucked up my life instead. 

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Apr 12 2014
…We just heard a fascinating and disturbing study where they looked at the ratio of men and women in groups. And they found that if there’s 17% women, the men in the group think it’s 50-50. And if there’s 33% women, the men perceive that as there being more women in the room than men.

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Apr 11 2014
FUCK. 

FUCK. 

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Apr 10 2014
KAREN YOU ARE MY DOG COME HOME TO ME 

KAREN YOU ARE MY DOG COME HOME TO ME 

(via cooldogs)

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Apr 09 2014

GROSS: So you and I had a drink once, and this is probably in the early ’90s. And after we had a drink you asked me if I was hungry, which I was. And you suggested we go out for a bite, like, at a local deli. And I ordered an omelet and you I think ordered nothing, and you said that you were going to eat later.

(LAUGHTER)

GROSS: And is that because you were going to drink later?

SEDARIS: You actually ordered an omelet and a baked potato, I remember.

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Apr 07 2014
suckmydicknewyorker:

"I know you don’t believe me, but I’m telling you I can suck my own dick and I’ve brought the photos to prove it."

tamarackgiftshoppe

suckmydicknewyorker:

"I know you don’t believe me, but I’m telling you I can suck my own dick and I’ve brought the photos to prove it."

tamarackgiftshoppe

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