Jul 29 2014
cleanupyouract:

mlb:

    Everyone’s got their own routine. 

Love him

attn mollygrassi let’s get into gifs of this guy. 

cleanupyouract:

mlb:

    Everyone’s got their own routine. 

Love him

attn mollygrassi let’s get into gifs of this guy. 

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Jul 27 2014

so a few weeks ago, i had to do this thing that i hate more than any other thing including men who protest abortions*, which is practicing on actor patients, except this was FILMED and i just got access to the tapes and i feel like i’m really doing a disservice to the world by not letting people laugh at me because it’s like truly endless material, but on the other hand i don’t want to ever show anyone ever and i hate that they’re online at all because what if the site gets hacked and someone plays it on the jumbotron at a phillies game and the phanatic never learns to love me?

i think this is the most GROWN UP problem i have ever had. 

*EVEN the megaweinery boomer men who have signs that say “DONT TAKE AWAY MY RIGHT TO BE A FATHER” 

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Jul 25 2014

if instead of going to this is hardcore, anyone wants to come over and lay on my floor and listen to the pulp album of the same name and read quietly and eat stone fruit, you’re invited.

i will NOT have coldies but i DO have campari, so like, decide who you are, i guess.

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Jul 24 2014

cloacacarnage:

Night Birds gets called out by the Blue Man Group (x)

great job, blue man group summer ‘14 intern. 

(via cleanupyouract)

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Jul 23 2014
hodgman:

Tawny port? Or ruby or what? JESUS KATHLEEN I’VE GOT THE GELATIN GOING ALREADY. WHICH IS IT? (at Red Gap Books)

hodgman:

Tawny port? Or ruby or what? JESUS KATHLEEN I’VE GOT THE GELATIN GOING ALREADY. WHICH IS IT? (at Red Gap Books)

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nikki fox does not understand me AT ALL. 

nikki fox does not understand me AT ALL. 

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Jul 22 2014

cleanupyouract:

Give me the change you said would do me good.

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Jul 21 2014

unsuccessful in all attempts to pull my life together, i am currently sleeping baggin’ on the floor with some microwave popcorn and seltzer. 

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luckypeach:

Monica Padrick, who wrote “Introduction to Decision Fatigue Related Eating” in our All You Can Eat issue, was just on KCRW’s Good Food talking about her article. Listen up to hear about the endless peanut M&M-ed, pizza-ed, hot wing-ed “gluttonous deluge” that is working as a writer for a TV show—and to hear what it was like for Evan Kleiman, Good Food's host, to be on the other end. 

i hope this is a workbook because i could really use the resource. 

luckypeach:

Monica Padrick, who wrote “Introduction to Decision Fatigue Related Eating” in our All You Can Eat issue, was just on KCRW’s Good Food talking about her article. Listen up to hear about the endless peanut M&M-ed, pizza-ed, hot wing-ed “gluttonous deluge” that is working as a writer for a TV show—and to hear what it was like for Evan Kleiman, Good Food's host, to be on the other end. 

i hope this is a workbook because i could really use the resource. 

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Jul 20 2014

this morning i talked to a woman for a thousand hours about how being OF A CERTAIN (our) AGE and single and choosing to stay in/not go out is a revolutionary act, but this was all happening at like quarter after eight on a sunday morning checking out at trader joe’s which is nothing if not the antirevolution. so, long story short, i have enough dried mangoes now to last through at least the part of the apocalypse before netflix goes down and we hang ourselves in solitude. 

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